While reading the book I kept thinking this needs a plane explosion and for the narrator to save his family.

Kill Uncle Phil Volumes 1 and 2.

If it makes you feel better after I typed that I realized that I could have worked "Aw Hell Naw" into it.

"[Tarantino] wouldn't let me say, 'Welcome to the Souf'".

Luke:  R2 we have to go back!
R2.  Beep boop beep.

But it ran for 5 years.  4 1/2 years longer than Firefly. 

Man, if he shows tits, Karen's gonna lose her shit and go psycho hippie on him.

Having frequent sexual relations with that Lively gal has to eat up a lot of time as well.

It would have to be a prequel where all those old people are hot young actors and actresses. 

He had this weird cameo in Ted that Seth MacFarlane fucked up by drawing attention to it.

Say Cap.  Remember that dancer in the USO shows you banged?  Well, she got knocked up and I'm your blur-eyed, baby boy.

Well, Sneakers was pretty good.  Perhaps someone at Marvel really likes Sneakers.

Just hire fucking Andy Serkis to mocap all 4 turtles, Shedder and star as April O'Neal.

When he was blinded by evil Ol Massa but persevered to become an star ship engineer, I'll admit I cried.

Something I'm vaguely aware exists put have no interest in seeing?

The Girl is about the only thing I've enjoyed on SNL in years.  Mostly because she sounds a lot like my wife when she's been drinking.

*Meanwhile deep in the Hawaiian House of Representations*

40 years from now on the AVClub…

I need to see a comment where this guy or gal explains how he or she has so far avoided the Eagles.

For a mere $150 they will let you sit in the parking lot and listen to the local classic rock station.