Awww man.  Not the fuckin' Eagles.

An Equalizer movie?  More like Antoine Fuq dat.  Amirite?

Graffiti Bridge is the greatest Prince movie since Under the Cherry Bomb.  5 Stars!

The club scene,,,
I enjoyed watching various extras just half ass it even while relatively close to the camera.

You'd think Fearnet or Syfy would pick up the Warlock name and drag him out of retirement.

I can't wait for Hollywood Undead or some shit band like that to cover One and use the footage in a future video that MTV will start playing and treating like the most important video of all time until they realize that it is eating into time that they could be showing some future Mariah Carey-esque singer's video and…

One might say that he is a giant walking amongst tiny insignificant people.

Roger Waters, Hasselhoff  and The Scorpions bring you Freely Looking for the Wind of Change that Blew Down the (Berlin) Wall.

I once watched the Porky's trilogy in one sitting.  Small headache and really noticing just how little nudity was involved with those things are the only things I remember about it.

Gretel and Robocop:  Witches Leave.

For a paycheck of several million dollars I will stuff my pudgy frame into tight leather, fight witches and proudly tell Access Hollywood how awesome the experience was.

Snake in the reboot will be played by Raiden.  The trailers will imply that Snake is a major player.

I still can't believe how quickly 1990:  The Bronx Warriors dated itself out of relevancy.  I must have watched it on VHS around 1987 or 88.  The Bronx had 2 years to become post-apocalyptic and failed.

I've run across folks here and there who love JP3.  They also tend to love Terminator 3 and Salvation and find Matrix Revolutions "mind blowing". 

Colin Trevorrow must go faster must go faster to hit the deadline is what I'm hearing.

The Yoda vs. Dooku thing… As a kid I questioned what Yoda fighting would look like but as an adult was really disappointed by the answer.

Aren't you a little short to be a Jedi?

The blandness of Ron Howard coupled with George Lucas…  Unless Han Solo is cruising in a car it is not awesome.

I heard she once parked on the dance floor.

Eh.  She couldn't make oatmeal for shit.