Never follow a Alderaanian to a second location.

You could put an eye out with that sharp point. 

Couple of big Viking fuckers with Claymore swords saying, in broken English, "You shall not backstage pass".

"Blythe said he would make sure the conditions that led to Nosek’s death would never happen again"

When I offered my 7 inch to [random poster]'s mom she said it was "no great shakes".

Blankman, Jr.   Finally!

Robert McCammon's novel The Wolf's Hour could probably be adapted quite well into movie form.  Werewolf vs. Nazis works really well.

I'm working on something where a Swamp Thing and a Gill Man fight over a chick. 

I look forward to 40 minutes of priests arguing about if they should exorcise the demon followed by 3 minutes of shit happening.

Have you ever Harlem Shook with the Devil in the pale moon light?

I'm still in that place where I hear people talk incessantly about this "Harlem Shake" thing but haven't committed to looking it up on youtube.  

Sigh.  Why does imaginary Jennifer Lawrence have to go for the bad boys? 

She borrowed those from Steven Tyler.

I hope you imagine taking her out for a nice dinner beforehand.

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I must have worked with your dad from 95-2003 or so.  I could never work out why Gordon was the devil for winning so often but Tony Stewart who also won quite a bit was a swell fella.

His car is very colorful and he wins too often*.  Both are signs of homosexuality.

Fix or repair daily, amirite?

Boy, that Calvin certainly has a low opinion of FORD.

Putting it on John Travolta's bloated body and thus killing her ability to make money modeling was just salt in her wounds.

Whatever happen to music??????  Now-a-days, you got you're Lady Gaga's, One Directions and Justin bieberts.  Back in my day you had real music like AC/DC and Foghat and Daft Punk.  Kids borne after 1995 got no idea what the real music is!!!!!