After a couple of goes I found myself singing "This video is no longer  This video is no longer This video is no longer available due to copyright claims.

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These days the dinosaur fight from the first game would just be a cut scene.

Monkey at the Mall is the future hit sequel to  Dunston Checks In.  It will feature 0 zombies.

BINGOOO!

Troll Hunter was pretty damned fun and not at all a waste of film (or time).

Chronicle wasn't horror and was quite good. 
And I've never found it to be a scary technique. 

2 Last 2 Exorcist

Hey Gaiman sounds like…

That's one of those movies I've been meaning to watch for 25 years now.  One of these days…

Jason Bateman is a Manitoo.

Looks like you're going to
*sunglasses*
My Own Prison
YYYEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!

That does present a conundrum for old folks.  The folksy charm of Andy Griffith solving crimes vs. whomever is solving crimes on CBS at the same time.

*Forgets what entertainment I'm in*
*Feels vaguely threatened*
*Challenges to tractor chicken*
*Puts cover of Holding out for a Hero by someone off Disney channel into iPod boombox*

Yeah.  I had to do a google search for "Animal Farm last paragraph".  I remember the gist of it but not the full quote.

"The giants outside looked from pig to man, and from
man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to
say sandwich was sandwich."

Epiphanies are those lady razors that pull the hair straight from the leg , right?

Chatterbox beat them by a good 30 years.

Fun fact:  I watched What Dreams May Come, Bicentennial Man AND Patch Adams back to back to back.

Pretty much.
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