*Somewhere in the skies above Planopolis*
 
Do you guys remember Rubik's Cubes?  Mutha fuckin' Rubik's Cubes.  Shit… I could never finish them fuckers.  *pantomines trying to solve using wings*  Shit… You's have to be a damned genius to solve them shits.  Damn.

Quick!  Someone tell Morrissey that Capt. Malcolm,  The B—— in Apt 23, Freaks and Geeks, My So Called Life and My Name is Earl all feature characters viciously eating animals and/or wearing their furs.

Did Damn Yankee's "High Enough" cease to exist?

[Tomorrow's Headline]

Wooo!  They just played Amber now how do I get off this boat?

I ran across the only theater in the country who gave a shit in 1987.  Lady wouldn't let me into Creepshow 2 without a parent signing off on it.  Had to watch Hoosiers twice because it was PG-13 and the only other movie playing at that theater.

It was either a triple bill with Mausoleum, The Deadly Spawn and ome other movie I can't recall the name of -or- Blue Thunder on a double bill with The Toy of all things.

Jesus, you have repeated sex with your battalion while sacking some place or the other and all of a sudden you get labeled "gay".

MOST ASSUREDLY NOT!

Wandering Days slipped my mind.  That song is pretty great as well.

I'd find places for:
This Is Just A Modern Rock Song
String Bean Jean
The State That I Am In.

Who is Harry Crumb?  I demand an answer, Obama!

What ever happened to Billy Sheehan?
Whenever someone mentions bass wanking he always comes to mind.

Salieri:  Why yes that is my masterpiece.
*crossed eyed*
Amadeus:  I don't about about that one, (yells) COLONEL SANDERS!  I think your little song should go like this *plays Girls Girls Girls*
*Across room old lady starts stripping*
Amadeus:  GRANNY KNOWS WHATS GOING ON!  HEH HEH HEH
[FARTS]

All this spying hath ruint my crops.  I am undone!

No new tale to tell/66 years on my way to Hell

I seem to recall Baby Boom teaching us all some sort of valuable lesson.  I can't recall what that lesson is anymore but it taught us, dammit!

I'm kinda wondering what bit of satire started that good will 25 years ago. 

Yeah, I know.   The dude made mention of it in his "Onion does what Onion does and I'm angry" article.  I just found it interesting that he missed the point of that unrelated joke.

I thought that the joke was that she'd be too old for Clooney in 16 years.