Cutting Crew.

I guess he's above playing Iceworld and Volcanoland.

The photograph seems very symbolic of a very rich guy still bitching about vague stuff so that the listeners can project themselves into the lyrics and also not recognize him at Jamba Juice.

She seems like a nice lady who is both wacky and keen for you to see her husband perform.

Miuzi weighs a ton (when you're trying to  pry it from my cold dead hands)

GooseSteppenwolf

My wife is mean and refuses to share me.  I've tried explaining that men weren't meant to be monogamy and that morals are out-dated nonsense, but she refuses to budge on it.

More like jizz slingin'.  If rated R, that is.

I bitch about Sandler movies but then those damned things come on Starz! at 2 in the morning and I end up watching every damned thing he's ever been involved with.  Just like those [Movie] Movies.  Fuck you, Starz!.

If JT or Jay Z came across as particularly terrible people there's a "[Performer] heard they execute retards in Texas" joke just sitting there. 

$250 for 355ZZZ seats?  It's a deal!

HER ACTING IS COLORLESS AND 2 DIMENSIONAL JUST LIKE THE COMIC!

That one guy:  I can't believe that Hiss Lown beat up Brianna.
Ice-T:  Yo!  What's beating up?

Or ignore it twice as hard.

At night the box whispers "Mark Harmon would never stick you in a home."  "Ashton Kutcher calls his mother every weekend."

Hey it's Enrico Palazzo

Joey, do you want quantifiable proof that many others watch gladiator movies?

Fun fact:  When Neilsen comes and installs the box they tune to CBS "just to test it" and "accidentally" break your remotes.

Do you watch a lot of television and hate shows that are even slightly challenging?

I attempted to rewatch Reality Bites a couple of months ago because I had no clear memories of it.  I don't believe I made it more than 10 minutes in.