Diedre slipped a Whitesnake into my room.
Were you Poison'd?
No, I out-Britny Fox'd it.

Osiris?  Eff 'im!

I Rameses what you did there.

The 2nd greatest mystery concerning Stephen Sommers, behind how does he still get work, is how does he make millions of dollars in state of the art CGI look worse than Tron? 

Dear God man!  You've release the pharaoh's curse of cancerAIDS onto the world!

I didn't know Ant Man was an X Man.
Haha.  Because he's short.

You missed the arc where River became a Reaver for most of season 8. 

Firefly came on Friday nights and it lasted 12 seasons.

He and my wife are Dunham fans.  They get annoyed when I ask "So the blatant racism is the joke?".

Could be worse.  My oldest was really keen to see A Haunted House because it looked funny…

It plays a lot better if you consider it a satire of white over-reaction to affirmative action.  I'm not saying that was the aim of it but it helps.

Happy Madison is proud to present:

The Hitcher 2 features Jake Busey as Rutger Hauer and Kari Wuhrer as Jennifer Jason Leigh,  Does that change your mind?

Once it gets going it is unrelenting.  I used to watch it and The Terminator back to back quite a bit way back when.

What are you doing, Dave?
Trying to skip a song on The Downward Spiral.
I can't let you do that, Dave.  Every song is important to the whole feel of the album, Dave.

Dammit, man!

After weeks of meetings and studio notes I bring you:

Balelo:  Hey look I found this comic is a storage unit and I'd like for you to have it back, Mr. Cage.
Nic Cage:  Hey thanks, man.  Why don't you call me Nic. 
B:  Thanks, Nic.
NC:  No problem.  It was nice meeting you.

As the story goes, when Nugent was presented an opportunity to enlist he shat himself to prove that he was far too crazy to serve.  He maintains this faux craziness to this day so the gub'mint doesn't catch on.

Blah blah blah and let me tell you when I first bedded Michelle I was all Wang Dang Sweet Poontang!