It makes a nice double feature with DePalma's Hitchcock-meets-sleaze thriller Body Double.

Random bears will be both attracted and repulsed by you today.

All that platinum, fought a shark and is currently on "The #1 show featuring LL Cool J on the #1 network".  Not too shabby for a guy who has exactly one song I kinda liked in the 80s.

"Boy Dreams is so great.  Sammy Hagar's Van Halen isn't so bad."
-13 year old me

Are you fur real?

I feel that you are insulting Seattle karate and will now have my fat out of shape friend here teach you a lesson.

Not every piss on the corpse of Bruce Lee movie can be as awesome as No Retreat, No Surrender.

Source aside, it should be nearly impossible to fuck up a "cop chases serial killer with pointlessly elaborate methods" movie.

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If it is good enough for Nolan to knock off for TDKR then it is good enough for me.

Poor Affleck.  If only he had a hot wife and millions of dollars to help him get over not being nominated for an award.

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I live in SLC.  Non-Mormons have their own beerier swearier sexinger clubs to belong to.  Plus we have missionaries swinging by monthly to double check if we'd like to join AND after we die some Mormon we once knew will do that thing where, as I understand it, missionaries will visit us in Outer Darkness to see if…

Fucking PETA got fuck up industrial bands and shit.

Daayyyuuummmmm!

Back in my day, we occasionally had to use our imaginations to fap.  Kids today, eh?

Dammit!  I was hoping for some Rhonda Shear news.

You'd think that Quetzalcoatl would be all over the Godzilla reboot.

Please give to the "Anxie wants that Misfits T" Kickstarter.  Giving at any level gets you the satisfaction of helping me buy a T shirt.

It was drafted on Joe Perry's only shirt. 

"Leave Mick Fleetwood.alone!"