See?  My finger crossing works.
You're welcome, America.

I might pay money to hear The Grinch yell, "GARBAGE DAY!"

I might pay money to hear The Grinch yell, "GARBAGE DAY!"

I've got my fingers crossed for the triumphant return of Dishwalla and Vertical Horizon.

Is there more to the book that those wonderful 22 minutes of Boris Karloff narration didn't cover?

Moondance is another one of those lovely albums that regardless of the track listing would qualify.

I'd go with Portishead Dummy.
Mysterons/Sour Times

1999 as well.

I didn't make it to the commercial break.  Sorry, Felicity.

No way, man.
To turn on a Queen brand light it is "Click click click".
Ice's lights are "Click click click ding".

For erections lasting more than 4 hours call more Rooney Maras.

Of course!

He's gonna show her his "no" face.  No no no no no.

"Where is the craft service table?"
-William "Refrigerator" Perry

No idea but she did ask if I was a god.

"Oh Lawd!  Put your clothes back on, hippie."
-Tyler Perry.

Dear Ms. Perry,

No idea.  She seemed perfectly fine with it and him.

Paulie Shore should have popped in, said "Weeeaasal" and reminded her she was in Son In Law.

Dammit, Skull Cop!  You just endangered hundreds of people and destroyed half the city!  Turn in your badge cause you outta your head!