Mutha fucking Ay-rabs stole my 13 Pieces of Magical Bling.  Let's go kick they ass, side kick Fred Durst.

Buy me a nice dinner and we'll see where the evening takes us.

Pat Thomas, Blindfold Salesman

Would you like to touch my monkey?

Josh Radnor is Bloodyface in The American Horror Story of How I Met Your Mother.

How does 2 trucks of money grab you, Segel?

The next should be the not-terribly-timely The Muppets Occupy Wall Street Which Just happens to Be In Manhattan.

"Why do keyboards in the future have so many buttons when Laurie is only pressing 2?"

Like a pretentious Xena/Hercules/Zorro style thing?

Was that off the cuff or did you planet ahead of time?

That sounds like that sarcasm stuff.  You implying that Jesus is some lazy welfare recipient who needed 4.5 billion years to get r dun?

I like to think that if the punk with the car had lived his anger at having no gas money  would have become a hit song that defined an entire generation.

It seems to follow my movie box guideline that more actors poorly photoshopped onto the cover the worse the movie is.

Welcome to Tomorrowland
Where Big Questions Have Unsatisfactory Answers.

I didn't know that Palpatine and Ross were even feuding.

I didn't know that Palpatine and Ross were even feuding.

Shouldn't Ant Man be Phase IV?

Several years ago I purchased a letterboxed copy of Bride.  When I sat down to watch it it was really the full screen version with black bars. 

Kashyyyk Depilatory:Gets that big walking carpet out of her way.

Darth Khan is not, in fact, Darth Khan.  It's really Robert Jenkins, an an obscure character from the expanded universe.