Holy shit!  This paper is bigger than a fucking river!

HANK IS PARALYZED!
#HANKGOTHISLEGSYANKED

After every episode I always wonder what Hurley from Lost and that chick from the Doritos commercials thought about it.  I'm glad that AMC may be answering that for me.

"No Wilbur.  When I see you my heart takes flight.  You truly are my Chickenhawk."

Don't throw it away.  I'm sure that Han and Chewie never did it in hyperspace or Smurfette and the entire village gang bang never happened but that didn't stop people from imagining it.  Who knows?  Maybe your Jobs in Woz's basement dungeon of delights will be the next 50 Shades.

I look forward to MAD Magazine's "Robo-blecch".

I look forward to MAD Magazine's "Robo-blecch".

Much like the picture, the bear will be a muscle-y fella fighting monsters in a post-apocalyptic CGI wasteland.  

Slow down!  Whitney Cummings can't write that fast.

It had its moments.  As long as those moments weren't contained in leftover season 1 episodes.

But yet 2 Broke Girls with its 20 billion viewers lives on.  

But yet 2 Broke Girls with its 20 billion viewers lives on.  

Bob, shouldn't we hold it in a place that can accommodate a shit ton of people?

Fun fact HBO discovers:
Vladimir Putin's secretaries all work topless.

Sadly, sex ed isn't allowed in schools anymore unless it is about abstinence rather than the 100%* effective pulling out.

My anti-Obama rap song tries to compare him with Reagan.
I'm currently at:
Something something drone
E.T. phone home.

The only 2 things I recall about that movie are the theme song and Rob Lowe (?) being shocked by the size of the fat girl's bra.

I tend to forget everything to do with Mary Ann Mobley as well.  She was no Dixie Carter.

Sam was kidnapped in a two parter by that character actor who always played bikers and what not.