Your retort was pretentious, not the fact that it was defending Reggie. Frame your argument the right way or you're just going to come off looking stupid yourself.

How about a touch of common sense here. There is absolutely no way Stern would even think of banning Jordan for gambling because he was making the league too much money, period, end of story. Scandal, who cares, the NBA is hurt more by Jordan not being in the league than by there being a scandal surrounding him.

Lighten up blondie, the "Reggie sucks" comment is obviously Jimmy's personal feelings about the guy which invalidates the need for your pretentious little retort.

Thin line between bonding and incest right there.

You just explained how all the comments in this thread make sense due to the commenter's ignorance in your view you ironic bastard.

Daddy would you like some sausage?
Daddy would you like some sausages?

He's alright in my book. Not the Horatio Sanz "well we need a fat guy in the cast" type i thought he was at first.

SERGIO!!!!!!!
The digital short was great, mostly because of the birthing payout at the end.

I didn't say he was off limits, attack was the key word there. They can poke fun at the network, they can poke fun at Zucker, they can't tear him to shreds on air (as he deserves) and not expect retribution.

The same applies for executives as well.

You can't single out a particular exacutive because that will get this ( http://www.youtube.com/watc… ) to a happen to you. Its a job, you can talk bad about the company to a point but people will take personal attacks very seriously when those same people happen to be the high powered execs that employ you. Ask…

You can't trust the opinions of anyone with a name that rhymes with dill weed, bound to be copious amounts of bitterness there.

Ummmm you're not Oprah's twat. Oprah's twat doesn't argue with people, it just destroys them with an effortless flick of the clit.

Your face, ohhhhhhh snap.

Clamor?
Is this where we are supposed to clamor for the show if we like it because I would like to do so?

""I just want Jay Leno to extended to Saturdays and move this show up a half hour for the hell of it."

If anything as awesome and or fucked up as "Banished to the neutral zone, memory wipes, forced to win ten deathraces to earn their freedom…" was happening Ted would definitely mention as much.

Mrs. Ellen is awesome
" I get it Ted. If it had been up to you it wouldn't have been Schindler's list, it would've been Schindler's guy. "

Everything has been done before including shows devoted to that very fact, get over it. If there was a show in which every single idea was new it would suck because the land of suck is the territory with the most unmined material.

Why are we sparing the Libyan the usual helping of cancerAIDS? Im sure that he would love them.