To Jeremy Piven et al:
Mystery sends his regrets.

Blendercore, most of the places he cooked at are now closed. Other than Flp; Blais had stints as executive Chef at Fishbone, One Midtown Kithchen, Blais, Element, and Home. I appreciate that he's stayed in Atlanta, but I've never been convinced that this is the right City for him, though I hope I'm wrong about that.…

I hear you Pig. He didn't even have the night vision goggles, let alone a roll of duct tape and a butcher's knife. No dedication to his craft whatsoever. No wonder she dumped his ass!

I've gotta stick up for Blais here. Full disclosure, I've eaten at just about every restaurant he's run in Atlanta, and the man can flat out cook. In my opinion, Blais was a bit of a ringer from the get go in season 4. That's not a knock on Stephanie, and she deserved to win, but I see nothing wrong with Blais's…

I loved this episode.
It was almost as good as that one where Vince banged some hot chicks, Eric whined about Sloane, Turtle and Johnny smoked some pot or something, and Ari screamed at Lloyd. That one was my favorite.

If SBS had a little more of Being There's ragged edges it would have been a better record. If that's what Wilco (the Album) sounds like I'm actually pretty excited. As much as I love YHF and even AGIB, I wouldn't want Tweedy and Wilco to repeat those records.

Our collective Goop-inspired hate now generates up to 12.6 percent of all renewable energy in the US. See, Goop is just part of Gwynth's plan to save the environment by generating good ol fashioned-clea-hate-fueled energy. And for that we are thankful.

Agreed on all of the above. I loved how Coolio got bent out of shape about Weird Al's parody of "Gangster's Paradise," apparently oblivious to the fact that Gangster's Paradise completely murdered a Stevie Wonder song in the first place.

hold on let me finish . . . 5? . . .6?

. . . . and then the next day your boss chewed everyone out for showing up to work hours late so the joke was on you.

Rick Springfield?

male pattern baldness?

I hear Padma can grill a mean HardeesTM Western Bacon Thickburger.

Sorry but TC is already holding auditions for the next season (at least they were here in ATL). I agree that they should let the pool of cheftestants restock after last seasons' celebration of mediocrity.

Are you saying that Eminem banged Christie Brinkley?

I'm just going to say on record that the video to "Just" maybe the best of all time.

Marty was tired? What about the guy who had to toss all of the salads?

Battle Spunk
Now that's an episode of Iron Chef I'd pay to see.

The whole ladies man rocker-cum-broadway performer shtick is stupid and fake. I think I'd like Adam more if he just said fuck it and came out like the queer-alien-love-child of Ziggy Stardust and Freddy Mercury that he is. Let your freak flag fly dude!

What you fail to realize is that Scott's sister does his hair.