Been while, iTunes Random Song Generator, whatcha got for me:

That comparison doesn't make any sense. For one thing those in charge try to control women's reproductive freedom, but in the movie they failed.

Not yet. #MakeAmericaSmoggyAgain

I think the American job market is more like Logan's Run in that you're fucked after 30, and if you're under 30 it ain't that great either.

buncha nitpickers

This is scabing content.

No, you should never go with Bill Cosby.

Were they good at getting jokes?

Yeah, but at least that was on the merits.

All right, people, time to start punching.

Having degraded the meaning of "battle" in the 70s, they proceed on to "stars".

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*bomp-bee-ee-erp*
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Conversely, fight back against bullshit so that America doesn't become Pakistan.

I wonder if he was able to get Corey Haim to talk.

I hate the Family Circus with an unextinguishable fury, but 1) this is cool good on ya Jeff and b) back in the Dysfunctional Family Circus days Bil Keane did not file a C&D against it, although eventually King Features did.

Because the Academy Awards fall under the site's manifest of entertainment journalism, and one of the nominees specifically boycotted the ceremony citing that very policy as the reason.

Mass Transit of the Planet of the Apes

TJ has a better agent oncologist.

Who in the hell is shitting on your stash?