A sweet 16 from the ol' shuffle algorithm…

Who will be playing The Waves?

Definitely not Ironside.

So touching to see this old man with incredible experiences fully buy in to the lie that we walked on the moon.

Still trying to get the nasty taste of Adrien Brody's tongue out of her mouth.

He just rewrote the lyrics to "You Got A Friend In Me."

"I've got my eye on you, Cookie."

"And when God came for him, he came for God."

Oh yeah, I had that conversation with my nieces over a decade ago, where they asked me about all the climate stuff we knew then and doing fuckall about, and all I said was "Yeah, you're fucked. And probably me a little bit too."

Well, on it.

More like German chocolate, if my browser history is to be believed.

As a childless misanthropic atheist, I welcome our Extinction-Level Event overlords. Watching dipshits continually vote against their own long-term interests is just icing* on the cake**.

Yeah, but I look forward to Forrest Whitaker playing her in the biopic.

His SNL performance of "Electric Chair". Second place is distant.

The ghost of Michael Jackson weeps for the untimely demise of his corporeal form.

It's just Dave petit-malling by his lonesome…

Fools In Love - Joe Jackson
J.S. Bach's Two-Part Invention No.10 in G - Kenneth Gilbert
Runnin' With The Devil (Isolated Vocal Track) - Van Halen (<— THIS IS A SONIC ABOMINATION)
Something In My House - Dead Or Alive
Hang You From The Heavens - The Dead Weather
Working At Perfect - Geddy Lee
Your Sister Can't Twist (But She…

HEY IT'S CALLED THE X-FILES NOT THE XX-FILES holy shit do the writers all have Turner syndrome?

Fir and Balarched.

This is what happens when you listen to the Druish-controlled media.