Is that the one your fedora came in?

It's not a box if it's round, dummy.

RIP Rosenfield

Pulling Mussels (From The Shelly)

If I fell for a classic Poe's Law gambit, I would plead my low serum caffeine level.

Trump got 80% of the evangelical vote. After the pussy tape.

Well, he was a groper.

Bazooka Joe ass lookin ass haircut

And Bill O and O and O and O and O
And Bill O and O and O and O and O
And Bill O and O and O and O and O and O and O and O
It took far too long, but also Bill O'Reilly's gone

Resulting in our new national anthem: https://twitter.com/swear_t…

VP YOVRS

KEEP THE GOVERNMENT OUT OF MY VTERVS

Same here, as soon as I decide what game pairs well with Beaujolais.

Based on La La Land I assume that the club is saved by a Nazi.

He's out on bail, ladies…

Trying to fit everything in before Agent Orange nukes Canada over softwood tariffs.

(What's So Funny 'Bout) Piss, Hate, and Overtanning

Well, it's funny now.

Also, if you don't.

The anecdote is 100% confirmed and I am unshockadelicaed.