YOU HAVE MY AXE

I'm going to Seattle tomorrow, and when I go to the dispensary I'm gonna ask for a pre-rolled Junebug Peach Tea Mama’s Collard Greens And Segregation, Yum-Yum.

Snails - "Weird Al" Yankovic and Wendy Carlos
Glad All Over - The Beatles
You Probably Get That A Lot - They Might Be Giants
Time Has Told Me - Nick Drake
Heart Of The Sunrise - Yes
Gee Baby Ain't I Good To You - Billie Holiday
Rock Steady - Bad Company
Too Long In The Wasteland - James McMurtry
One By One - Enya
Colours Move…

They should also replace the last reel of La La Land screenings with Moonlight.

This is unacceptable unless they were playing "The Illinois Enema Bandit", in which case it's sacrilegious because I bet their version would suck.

Not a surprise, he made a career on FNC out of losing to cancers.

This is nice and all, and I get why people like this stuff, but these planets are really going to inconvenience me for work-related reasons so I hope they all spiral into their sun.

How would they release a live show two days early?

Don't pretend that you wouldn't buy their cover of "I.L.B.T.'s"

Look, all he has is a photograph

This is the second actor to die since I started rewatching TWIN PEAKS ahead of season 3.

Trust me, if there's a list I'm already on it.

But, of course, that list only has value if the emails are valid, so by flooding the zone with non-operative ones it devalues, if not this particular list, then future similar list-harvesting surveys.

It's Ekos IT HAS A NAME YOU KNOW

Finally, we've tapped into the nation's Strategic Zima Reserve ALL HAIL TRUMP

You can't change something that's been shredded.

Mark my words, our next President.

YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME, TRUMP

Great, now I have the image of James and the married woman having a three-way with Samwise Gamgee yelling "Share the load".

Annie Get Your Gum, It's Going To Come Back In Style