We are doing a rewatch of the series right now and oh god is that James subplot a steaming bowl of fuck.

An Apple Watch.

Maria prefers the term "Schwanzenegger".

Move over, Joe Jackson, there's a new musical patriarch in town.

Knockuh Knockuh.
Who's the-ur?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say "I'll be back".

I'm certain I've seen at least half of those people on People Of WalMart.

Typical legacy admission.

To be fair, it's not like the field of Hollywood child actors has yielded a bumper crop of well-adjusted adults, whether in a prequel or not.

Oh they took it to Amy Carter as well. They've always been whiny hypocrites.

Nah, Rick Perry executed one of James Byrd's killers. They enjoy the death penalty too much to worry about who it is.

If it were just that rhetoric I'd be against this. But when you say shit like "If we were to decide to have a Black genocide, what's the best way to do it"? Motherfucker can swallow some teeth.

Probably a non-election year, and probably a non-election year.

It was oral aka Republican birthday sex.

But Joe Lieberman would have been vice president, leading to untold deaths from narcolepsy and neoliberal triangulation.

That explains their new American president.

Charlie Wilson was my representative, and I hope he's rotting in hell.

No, that was 100% Ronald Motherfucking Reagan's fault.

That's ancient history, like the civil rights movement and slavery LET IT GO

He was goofy on Jesus juice.

That panther head seen some shit.