I do desire that we may be better strangers.

Wait two weeks.

*Kanye West angrily invades Iraq*

I try not to attack Old Mitch, he has enough problems what with that elephant scrotum sewn on under his chin.

Michael Chiklis as Don Rickles
Christian Bale as Dean Martin
A pile of linguine with a half-smoked cigarette extinguished in it as Frank Sinatra

Tony Randall's fourth-best movie!

I have some bad news for you…

He's the spokesman for Axis body spray.

It's like they designed a game specifically to push his buttons.

Just make it 60 minutes of Clueless Gamer and I'll set up a series recording tonight.

I was going to make a snarky joke like "what, did Clooney leave to make BATMAN & ROBIN", but I looked it up and holy shit he did. Apparently Joel Schumacher can make shitty movies by proxy.

If this is to be believed, then how did JACK FROST get made?

RIP AScaryMan.

BLOCKED

"You think baby Jesus killed Hitler just so I'd whisper" is a gem in a song full of them.

It's the only place that keeps uninformed windbags down to 140 characters of bullshit at a time.

It's a character in such classics as MEAN STREETS and THE NIGHT OF.

zuck is a h8r boy

…until he fucks them out of her

How did you know what my wedding vows were?