Well, I think it's going to be a long long tome.

[in before "French surrender" jokes]

Never judge a show on its pilot. It was made to sell the show to executives, not the general public.

Jim Norton is surprisingly thoughtful. Of course that's largely because one does not expect any level of thoughtfulness from a screaming fetal clone of Gollum that frequents prostitutes.

I AM HERE FOR THIS

The Ashes Formerly Known As Prince

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No man should be forced to appear on MSNBC. This is not Soviet Russia.

I think Hannity's holding out for Reichsministerium für Volksaufklärung und Propaganda.

I don't think it's blinders, per se, I just think it's known. Plus, in case anyone here didn't live through it, the sheer volume of shit the hard right threw at the Clintons (they accused them of murdering their Secretary of Commerce for fuck's sake) made it nigh impossible to accept any accusations against them at…

The Trump tape is a concrete acknowledgement of what we all suspected – his opinions on women are vile and disgusting.

Nah, he'll be the Attorney General. No reason to waste Bob Loblaw's degree.

He's got his finger on the pulse of – no, Billy, that's not where you take a pulse.

Yes, be a dhal.

I think the coming Trump administration has its front-runner for White House Press Secretary.

Also…not a real doctor.

THIS IS A WAR CRIME

Adam West will be fine, so long as he doesn't marry Shatner.

@midnightifyourounduptothenearesthourafter31secondsoftheshowhaselapsed

Also, their support structures are both filled with Nazis.