#TeamMatthew

Better be goo to me.

We've tried it, andouille enjoy it.

SAU
SA
GEHHHHHHHHHHHS!!!!

It was not a choice, he was born that way.

….Breake?

The Captain suffers a PTSD episode while at Target, when the TVs play a ping-pong match.

When Six Flags Over Texas legalizes recreational marijuana.

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I believe they made that, but called it Sideways.

CRYSTAL ENTITY APOLOGIST

Merde.

Yes you have to pay a toll, but Chris De Burgh suggests not to pay upfront.

Yeah baby, just made $3-10 motherfuckers wait now I'm even shit goddammitt I'm in the hole now fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

With a cloaca.

It's nice to know that never being invited to Paisley Park has kept me out of bankruptcy.

Malayshown.

Now that it's getting colder it's time for that old dinner standard Polenta And Peas.

Cogito Eggo sum.

"Cameo" is a great song shut yer mouthy mouth