I think Warburton's VB co-star James Urbaniak is a better fit.

No no, just enthusiastic fans. Nero never made enough bank to hire up muscle. Who do you think he is, Roger Williams?

I'm sending Peter Nero's goons over to educate you with their fists.

This whole friggin' site is in Richard Clayderman's hip pocket.

Was it…was it the Jews' fault?

I just assumed it was Louis Teicher.

Hopefully the racist-ass cracker hackers will learn their lesson and just leave people the fuck alone to rise or fall on their own merits.

And please get the cinematographer of Lair of the White Worm to do its commentary. His name is, let's see…

It was all that tea, I tell ya.

Wouldn't be a real Beatles story unless somebody sued somebody else.

He also publicly sold out Salman Rushdie during his travails, so…

How dare you malign the co-star of the 80's classic THE STING II.

Dr. Strangelube, Or How I Learned To Stop Frictioning And Love The Grease

Anything that looks like Evil Twin Peaks interests my losses.

We could have seen that, had Paramount had let him write the last movie instead of just typing what they told him to.

Laddie, don't you think you should…rephrase that?

You have to admit, though, it went better than his stand-up career.

A rotunda of clowns.

The preferred term is "African-Academicians".

Make your own, dipshits.