You realize this will end inevitably in a Uranus joke.

Planet Bulsara?

This particular asteroid was chosen because of its provisional designation (i.e., a placeholder until a name is granted): 1991 FM3.

This deal's a hot one
Can opened in the noonday sun
But that lid ain't slicing anyone
Because it's so smoooooooooth

"Cinnabon" - Louis CK
"Ride The Wild Wind" - Queen
"Twelve Variations On The Theme 'Ein Mädchen Oder Weibchen'" - Ludwig van Beethoven
"Dash 7" - Wilco
"Deathwish" - The Police
"16 Military Wives" - The Decemberists
"Farfisa Beat" - Squeeze
"Materialization - In Trouble" - Star Trek TOS Sound Effects
"Komine" - Habib Koité…

Like attracts like.

Satan's second greatest trick was misidentifying the two characters involved in a Star Trek scene.

I opened up the Experimental Research Kitchen on Saturday, and tried steaming eggs to hard-boiling them (CONCLUSION: I recommend it); did some basic experiments with mustard powder for future mustard-making endeavors; and made a batch of mayonnaise, which I then used on a BLT now that tomatoes are in abundance at the…

Claw & Order: Shambling Victims Unit

CHOMP-CHOMP

Too bad he didn't have the shape of a DNR on his forehead.

This was the last show that I invested energy (and a little money) trying to save. It didn't work, of course, but I did end up with a McKinley Norseman PE shirt signed by Martin Starr and a sub rosa videotape with the unaired episodes, so I'll call that a push.

YOU JUST GOT KAMCHATKA'D MUTHUFUK

This is the only sketch I ever liked, but sunuvabitch if it don't make me laugh every goddam time.

The B-52's - "Private Idaho"
Dejan's Original Olympia Brass Band - "Over In The Glory Land"
Elvis Costello and the Brodsky Quartet - "Damnation's Cellar"
Mojo Nixon - "Gonna Put My Face On A Nuclear Bomb"
The O'Jays - "Love Train"
Devo - "Time Out For Fun (E-Z Listening Version)"
Nina Simone - "Little Girl Blue"
Bill Hicks -…

If you remember him as funny, it's Ron White. Otherwise, it's Engval.

"Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy: We’ve Been Thinking…"

I love J. J. Kale's healthy lifestyle.

Ohhhh-oh The Powder and the Passion
Ohhhh-oh the paedo- of the -phile.
Ohhhh-oh The Powder and the Passion
Sometimes you've got to do the hardest time.

YES I'M ALSO LOOKING AT YOU BETHESDA WITH BOTH GODDAM EYES