Lived longer than Christ did, and he didn't even exist.

Good timing, Comcast. I really needed a seventh way to stream Netflix to my TV.

RIP Harambe

Adnan Schrödinger.

I am, and I can confirm we do.

So Dark The Choc Of Man

No, that was Waterworld.

– Oscar Pistorius' girlfriend

Rule 34 predates the Code of Hammurabi

In my day you had to painstakingly stage and expose a series of daguerrotypes and arrange them in a zoetrope for visual amusement.

If only Paul Benedict were alive today to play the snooty maitre'd.

And the much-discussed and never-seen Vulcan Dick Pinch.

*links to 78 Downfall parodies*

You bastards better get the allometry right, because I'll be checking.

The film is basically a musical child-centered version of the Saw franchise.

Unlike Christopher Columbus, no one crosses the Ocean four times and lives.

Pick a fucking side, PBS, we're at war.

What kind of Life Day bullshit is this

If it helps, the French collaborated with it.

Jerry Seinfeld's Zyklon-Bee Movie wasn't that scary.