Call of Duty: Filene's Basement

#NotAllSmoothCrotchedMen

No no no, Sam Gerard was just the projection of Henry's law enforcement avatar Bob Falfa in his More American Graffiti dream.

Go peddle your bullshit elsewhere, it's clear that all of them happened in the mind of that Regarding Henry guy while he was in a coma.

Take a knee, Internet, you're grasping at straws.

And if it breaks, you get surgery to have a plate implanted and are immobilized for months.

NO BLOOD FOR MASLANY

we are all prawns in this stupid ceviche

Love the songs in Popeye, come at me haters.

Hopefully they'll also show Wonder Woman defending a Planned Parenthood clinic.

"Brother Jake" - The Neville Brothers
"Pushover" - Etta James
"The Dog Breath Variations" - Frank Zappa
"Losing My Touch" - Rolling Stones
"Your Racist Friend" - They Might Be Giants
"Elegant Balloons" - Paul F. Tompkins
"Prelude" - Kate Bush
"Accidentally Like A Martyr" - Warren Zevon
"Minnie The Moocher's Wedding Day" - Cab…

that's what the psychic paper is for

Well sure, if you want to be caught immediately. But if you want to get away with it for 30 years, ya gotta fly under the radar

Doctors Whothout Borders

Education, like Bill Cosby.

I will own this, surprising no one.

I think you're in for an unpleasant….SUPPLIES

And it included the Civilian Cunnilingus Corps and the National Refractory Act.

Does anyone know where Paul F Tompkins was last week?

(This Birch Has Flown)