I Jam The Walrus

Also the Tacks Man

C-H-E-E-S-E-A-N-D-O-N-I-O-N-S-Oh no

Happiness Is A Glue Gun

Better yet, join him in Hell.

No no no no no. No.

Let's hope that the band's hiatus exceeds six months because I love me some irony.

Huh, I didn't realize Blade Runner 2 even had any Asian characters.

Hey hey hey slow your roll there, Dr. Mike. Don't be such a hardass. It's not like it's a copy of The Ladykillers.

"Float like a butterfly, nuke like a fridge."

Lend me some pea soup, I am your neighbor

of Nazareth. It was originally Christ but he was just really into that band.

I know a man who took a selfie with a shroud. That man's name was Jesus and he died for our sins.

With music written by Deerhoof.

It's as clear as the dick on his face.

That subReddit is a 35-foot Twinkie filled with misogyny, bullshit, and, oddly enough, beef fat.

Promises Promises - Naked Eyes
Il Mare, Il Navi - Beppe Gambetta
Daddy I Don't Like Chicken - Louis CK
Stuff About Rap and Some Other Things - Hannibal Buress
Me In Honey - R.E.M.
I'm Never Gonna Say Goodbye - Billy Preston
Big Legs, Tight Skirts - John Lee Hooekr
Save It For Later - Pete Townshend
Change of Heart - Cyndi…

All you need is one dumbass Roger Thornhill falling for an obvious ambush trap every century or so and *bam* you got yourself some fatass Sarlacci.

Sarlacci have very slow metabolisms, as evidenced by the multi-millenial timescale of their digestive tracts.

Well at least he didn't put one of those icky women in there and ruin my childhood.