"There's always Mummy in the hot dog stand."

Where's the slug with all of the Nazi memorabilia?

It could be a Weekend at Burnies situation.

So, will this be a series of character sketches that will have a series finale with the explosion, or will the 'berg blow up at the end of every episode? My hatred of Germans knows which one it prefers.

They never topped the Nicole Sullivan-as-Britney-Spears sketch from season…five? To this day, on a quiet winter's night, I can still hear that knife spinning in the empty mayo jar.

4 out of 5 Dead Kennedys disagree.

My suffering (R.I.P. Castle)

Let The Right One Insidious

It's a sail attached to the foremast of a ship, typically made of canvas or nylon, and thus more edible than Taco Bell.

Um, there is a wide spectrum of food choices between locally-sourced artisanal quinoa-scented sage kombucha and whatever it is that Taco Bell shovels into their extruder.

Saw him last week at my local chuckle hut, and based on his sets a special can't be that far behind.

Not until the third date

Oh no how will I ever get by not being able to yell "DIE IN A CAR FIRE" every time I see Chris D'Elia's fucking face

*coughcough*gamergate*coughcough*

Thank fuck.

There's a fuckton of them on the streets on St Patrick's Day.

uhhhh……..Cicconedelica!

"Yes, yes, one step closer to winning the tontine." – Bill Nye

No, I have ignored everything that came out after the introduction of that megaloocephalic dime-store-Joe-Pesci Scrappy-Doo bullshit.

You motherfuckers touch Velma and I swear to FUCK I will wreak vengeance the likes of which have not been seen on this cursed Earth for a millennium.