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Where Smeagols Dare
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Miscasting Goddam!

Nick Denton can now smell what the Rock is cooking congratulations Macho Man

Nick Denton will now enjoy a foot long IN PRISON

M.E.N.D.

It's okay, they'll show up on one of the other streaming sites soon.

And he was billed as "Final Shemp"

Well sure, they had to arrest *somebody* before it was legalized.

It's not like the four states with legal recreational marijuana (CO, WA, OR, and AK) are racially diverse to begin with.

I would totally vote for a FUCK/TRUMP ticket

DIVISIVE, JUST AS THE OMENS FORETOLD

JJL is terrible in this, but at least her mannered acting doesn't ruin this movie like it did MRS. PARKER AND THE VICIOUS CIRCLE.

More like Hole In My HEART Gang Camp *sob*

TRUMP 2016!

Them volcanoes ain't gonna nuke themselves.

And Laurence Fishburne as Cowboy Curtis.
And William "Blacula" Marshall as King of Cartoons.

No one wearing gold-plated diapers? George Martin was no Bruce Dickinson.

You should spend some of that money on a punctuation tutor.

No, he's playing Theon Lovejoy.

jfc AV Club it's TOSCHE Station don't make me get my inhaler and slap you around

oh man RIP Anita Mui TIME TO REWATCH HEROIC TRIO