The Asian cut, however, has an…unfortunate "herp derp retard" joke at the very end.

The midichlorians of monotheism.

Those people also thought that lightning was God's wrath and died of syphilis. Fuck them.

I will only see this if Ian McKellen is cast as Wizard Whitebeard

WIC Card Walters.

Also he's not a real doctor he appropriated the title without merit.

Don't be so Prissy

What about him in Dr. Strangelove wearing those wheelchairlegs?

TRUMP 2016!

Assistant TO THE Manager.

Ghey Ight Le Fiants?

Theme song by The Fiery Furnaces.

"Not only will I continue waterboarding, we will start applying the Cruciatis Curse on the terrorists' families. We will Sectumsempra them into the Stone Age."

Will the Sorting Hat be inscribed "Make America Great Again"?

Bad news, that beachball committed suicide after hearing the line "Coca-Cola Rollercoaster" for the 647th time

Either way I don't believe you.

I will only care where Waldo is when it's in a cancer ward.

THE WEED NUMBER YEAAAAHHHHHH

" I’ve written down a lot of ideas but there’s nothing even close to a script.” didn't stop you this time Carter OOH YA BURNT

There's no way I'm listening to this, especially as it's being put on a par with goddam popcorn ceilings.