STRAIGHT UP BULLSHIT FUCK YOU UNIVERSE

But they edit out the musical performances, yes? I mean, if we can't even get the goddam Muppet sketches on there…

Trust them, they know what they're doing.

Thank the gods, I was worried he would besmirch my good memories of Hearsay from the Abattoir.

WHERE'S THE GODDAM "GUN SELLER" MOVIE, HOLLYWOOD

Yeah, coffee has caffeine and comes from Colombia, GENIUS!

1980's Raise The Titanic, produced by ITC. It cost $40 million and made less than half of that back, leading chairman Lew Grade to say that it would have been cheaper to lower the Atlantic Ocean.

I heartily await Titanic 2: Electrice Bergaloo.

READ THE THREAD I GAVE WILLIAM CHRISTOPHER A PASS I'M NOT A MONSTER

That can be attributed to the complete absence of Victoria Jackson.

Eh, he was okay in that one episode of Murder, She Wrote.

I would rather have either of my normal hands chopped off than try to watch AfterM*A*S*H* again. Sheesh that sucked balls.

I've only seen the spinoff Sherrif Logo.

No, it was yet another 1970s Stephen J. Cannell detective show, set in 1930s LA. The scripts were slapdash and the set screamed "back lot" so loudly that Rogers went deaf. True story.

He did outlive that name-stealing bastard Pernell Roberts by a few years.

Holy jesus, did you ever try to watch GRANDPA GOES TO WASHINGTON? What the fuck was that? It wasn't HELLO LARRY bad, but man it was bad.

Thanks for reminding me.

Hey hey hey, calm down there, Excitable.

I just came in to mention that CITY OF ANGELS was goooooodawful.

They're no Infrared Heat Lamp Sewage Treatment Facility