I'm not giving the top slot to anything with the Queen of England in it. *spits on ground*

Hey AV Club, you shouldn't start with the best Christmas special on a Monday. Pace yourself.

I'd upvote this but I can't read it because I'm practically blind

Voting HAHAHAHAHAHA oooh boy made myself larf

It's the worst part of the game.

Even our virtual farmers are stretched to the limits THANKS OBAMA

I got it right, but partial credit has to go to the previous Assassin's Creed game.

see above re: tits

Siskel even bought the white suit at auction.

If the shoe fits, then check the other shoe before you buy them it's Goodwill you moron.

Deseret Industries* doesn't like black people**.

Now with 100% less Robin Williams!

Saint. He's such a fucking baby.

Trump lost interest when he found out it was a different Clan.

And Diabloplodocus.

You needn't worry. They use the term "devil" because he was prepared with mustard and paprika.

No we can't let the copyright expire. How else can we motivate the rotten corpse of H.G. Wells to write more books?

Your mom will like the show.

Viva La Vida Blue FUCK HE'S BASEBALL LOOK I HATE SPORTS OK

Stations in the South will cut away to Christian hymns while they play "The Scientist".