You want this, don't you?"
*places hand on dogeared copy of Thomas Piketty's "Capital"

Christ I forgot about RTC already, I thought you meant St. Vincent

Pretty sure FANTASTIC 4 was the least profitable film of the year, given the apology tour that took place 5 minutes after the first screening.

I believe this is just the last stop of his current tour, since I saw him here in Mormtican City a few months back. which was also under the No Phones ban, sans the Yonder pouches.

The Mel Gibson intro. Although that was only "shocking" because it was overt. And deserved.

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Yeah, she totally cut his brake line. Nobody fucks with M-Dubs.

Also, Aldo Kelrast has a few things to say about that frigid bitch Mary Worth.

Yes, but you can only read it while inside the Scientology building.

Oh christ, I'd forgotten about that.

It's the cotton crotch. They get all waddy.

I'm not arguing that. It just seems like an attempt to justify his film degree or w/e before dealing with the family over the holidays.

This article was just a bullshit excuse to use the word "diegetic", wasn't it, Alex?

Welcome to Bat Country.

From what I've seen of the future*, Massachusetts is right to be scared.

Hey, the asshole is a muscle too.

"Yeah, but at least *some* Mexicans are good people." – Tronald Dump

Well, that explains the baby tee and lack of testicles.

You've Got Male Pattern Baldness

It's a fair cop, but at least I can play "Happy Birthday To You" without paying royalties.