Available on Netflix*

Don't reveal the surprise twist at the end of the movie…THERE IS NO GOD!

Perfect. Now I can finally create my show about a man whose bookstore is run out of business by an online retailer, so he gets drunk and travels with his grandson. This fall, get ready for my new series, Brick and Morty.

Bokonon Haram

I like this you're hired*

FINALLY

I think the coming global warming apocalypse falls under the second part.

*sobs* so meaty….so-o-o me-e-eaty…

Yeah, I was thinking of the second ep, with Randy Newman, Snow, Garfunkel, and Paul Simon hosting.

Think of it more as an apology for the Trump episode. Or else a pre-emptive apology for the Ben Carson episode sure to come.

There should be an SNL box set of just the Muppet sketches. Make this happen, Lorne.

Looks like Smeagol's got a double-feature coming this Turkey Day.

I watch it every goddam Thanksgiving. Cringing like George C. Scott in HARDCORE.

To stop the singing.

Counterargument: http://www.thestrut.com/wp-…

So I have to bring my own 2-liter bottles of Big Red? EFF OFF

Yes, except with an extremely unhelpful background image instead of R2084's basic black.

Authors' publicists *really* hammer down on them to do that in interviews, but Felicia acted like she was getting paid each time she did it.

They've already shot half of it, now they have to shoot the other half backwards.

If I gave a shit I'd point out that Matt's last name is Mira, not Mirah.