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Riff, see above, I just posted a clip.

Today's Special.
This was the first thing I thought of when I saw the subject. Poor Jeff and that goddamned hat. He lost it in EVERY episode.

I like my humping the way I like my rum: Cap'n M'organ.

Noel, if you're still reading this…
What for you would be the worst realistically possible ending to Lost? I say "realistically" to disqualify finale lessons learned from other shows, ie. "it's all a dream", "they're all dead." But given the direction so far, what would be the most bitterly disappointing to you?

Lost
The thing about Lost is that everyone has been so worried about whether or not the writers were making it up as they went along, as if the way the show ends will prove that one way or another. For my part, I've always thought that they had a general plan but allowed for detours aong the way; nevertheless, the

Enthusiastically seconded.

Best series of the '90s, absolutely. The Mahoney arc was clearly as close to The Wire as network will probably get for a good while.

"Every element of the film seems designed to … succeed. Flick casts newcomer Shoshana … as a … wide-eyed dreamer whose …[b]ush moves … with … electricity and excitement … between … a doctor and his thuggish best friend. … [S]catological … [j]uice … [a]t its best, Flick … offers a ridiculous abundance of … ball …

That's the problem with the job; it ain't got nothing to do with life.

The first 3 seasons are some of the best television ever made, 4 and 5 are very good, 6 has some fantastic moments ("The Subway") but isn't that great at all, and 7 is just embarrassing.

Step Into My Office, Baby: 13 distrubing scenes of sexual harassment.
Is It Wicked Not To Care?: 17 not-so-earth shattering celebrity deaths.
String Bean Jean: 11 actors who have lsot way too much weight.
If You're Feeling Sinister: 15 Villains Who Might Actually Be The Heroes.
A Century of Elvis: 8 great Elvis scenes

Sizzlin' steaks and creamy cakes!

All worthy of the New Cult Canon, by the way.

Clue and The 'Burbs are the goddamn greatest, though the Hanks/Ackroyd Dragnet is pretty quotable as well: "The virgin Connie Swail."

Some of mine…
Mr. Show: "Can I use this chair? … N000!"
"What a collection of assholes."
"I couldn't help but overhear what that ghost had to say."
Clue: "X was just a red herring."
High Fidelity: "My guts have shit for brains."
Eastbound and Down: "I'm about to fuck you up with some

Lines I quote from two of my favourite Daffy Duck shorts:

Satan is good, Satan is our pal.

What Lies in the Shadow of the Statue?
And the Latin response means something like He who will save/protect us, right?