Can't we at least agree that Frank is toast? Much as I'll miss him, it seems pretty damn likely to me.

Desmond, easy. The writers clearly have no idea what to do with him anymore. They've written him into a corner: killing Penny would be very unpopular, Desmond leaving would break his promise, and there's no way him, Penny and their kid will all be regulars.

So let me get this straight…
Okay, so:
[A] Smokey, who may or not be the on the island's side (and who may or may not be Jacob) has ordered Ben to obey Locke's every command.
[B] Locke wants to kill Jacob.
[C] So, who wants Jacob dead? The island? Smokey? Or Jacob himself?

just a clarification: that wasn't Jimi Hendrix in the Jormp-Jomp movie, it was Jimi Hendrickson.

You're all wrong. The next story in this vein should clearly be Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Undead. Too bad this movie got to the punch first.

idea: Daniel is a DeGroot.

Why it flopped
As a Canuck myself, I've always thought that the reason this movie tanked so horribly was that it played up the Canadian angle way too much. I couldn't conceive of many Americans, especially those of the 51st-state mentality, being especially eager to see a movie that featured the Canada so much in its…

Who the fuck ate my hard-boiled eggs!

A theory for the last scene of the series
The stories with this set of characters are wrapped up, but the last scene is decades in the future—another crash after-math—and we meet the survivors, some of whom include: a woman named Clementine, a man named Charlie Hume, a Korean woman named Ji-Yeon, a man named Aaron,…

It's actually a 6-layer cake
The first is delicious and leaves you wanting more.
The second tastes like filler.
The third starts horribly but has a strong finish.
The fourth is decent but has too many undercooked new ingredients.
The fifth is an interesting mish-mash but lacks a cohesive flavour profile.
The sixth provides…

When I saw the pilot for this show, the first thing I thought was that it was clearly based on David Wells. They may say otherwise, but I'm sticking with it.

As much as I love him as Widmore, he'll always be Caleb Nichol to me.

Mr. Show, anybody?
My two sacred cows—they're practically dealbreakers for me—are Mr. Show and Warner Brothers cartoons. I can't understand people who say that they don't find Mr. Show funny, or that they don't get it. It makes makes me angry.

Bacon = shot of bacon-infused vodka

Tofutti - awaits - the great - who make - mistaaaakes!

Ah, Cavanaugh:

Rourke
The linked article about this 'controversy' actually comes across as a smear campaign against Rourke. "It is the first time anyone can recall an actor dissing another actor so openly for the performance." Openly? It was a private text message that some douchebag leaked to stir up shit. It's not like Rourke…

Constants
So, are the Oceanic 6 the island folks' constants now? And that's why they need to come back?