Montana and Michigan are already way ahead of us in line, and there's no cutting.

Well, if you count the Chinese as people, then no.

Maybe, but even the most substantial characters are very poorly developed, and knowing how Han Solo's mother, Martha, got killed isn't going to be all that interesting.

Maybe one that isn't intended for children.

Unfortunately, because of nerds, there is no on-screen character that doesn't have a name and a whole backstory.

Or… and hear me out… do a space movie that has nothing to do with Star Wars?

Boba Fett is a perfect example of what happens when you expand a minor character without actually giving them an interesting story — or personality.

"What if I don't want a movie?"
"You'll get one and you'll like it!"

This droid is named OI-CUP.

At the most, they'll probably only make three quarters of a billion dollars with it.

Maybe they misheard me when I said I wanted to see a "jam up the butt" movie.

This isn't a good idea.

It was the blurst of times?

"I already commented."
— Meta-Ass

You can get tears in our ears from lying on your back in your bed as you cry over her.

Fuck TPTB, man. They just don't want the common people to see God in the shadow of the Moon to know how close the Lord is so their earthly claim to power will be clearly shown to be false and blasphemous.

Old newscasters. I was watching that Grateful Dead documentary on Amazon and there was a clip of who I believe was Morely Safer interviewing the group, and his comments were dripping with sarcasm and disdain for these so-called "hippies" and their "psychedelic music" and "free love." To hell with objective…

Still don't mean jack shit to me.

She needs it for pin money.

Shut down the Internet.