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Gentle Herpes
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I saw it.

I saw it.

The hell you say.

The hell you say.

They call cigarettes "coffin nails," but for years I thought it was "coughin' nails," you know, because of the coughing.

They call cigarettes "coffin nails," but for years I thought it was "coughin' nails," you know, because of the coughing.

That was a long time ago. You must be pretty wrinkly by now.

That was a long time ago. You must be pretty wrinkly by now.

I have no children and I'm very lazy, so it checks out.

I have no children and I'm very lazy, so it checks out.

Fuck those guys.

Fuck those guys.

Real or CGI?

Real or CGI?

Can I hit 6,000?

Can I hit 6,000?

Can I hit 6,000?

So long suck ass!

So long suck ass!

I'll be dead by sundown.