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Gentle Herpes
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Don't count them out yet. In fact, this kind of thing might just make them come back more organized and hitting a lot harder.

In contemporary romantic comedies, the secondary characters provide the entertainment while the primary characters run the bases.

It's a show about white people. Do you complain when the zombies in The Walking Dead don't get enough screentime to explore their rich heritage?

If you throw up a lot, you don't get fat.

I think this article should probably go into the new "Celebrity Trump Bashing" section that I have proposed.

Hacking and leaking is stealing.
— Jesus Christ

Maybe they should just have a separate section in AV Club where various entertainers and celebrities express their hated for Trump and talk about what anti-Trump song or poem or painting or ice sculpture they're working on.

I kind of liked "Made."

MTV Buttplugged

Cogswell Cogs is now a subsidiary of Google.

Spacely Sprockets was bought out last year by Amazon.

There's one where Jane gets carpal tunnel syndrome.

Perry White is black, so it checks out.

"It's free if you have an antenna!"

It all seems perfectly soylent to me.

I remember a MAD Magazine that envisioned that around the same time. It had a grizzled army guy writing a letter home to his parents, full of typos and crappy handwriting, then the letter fixed by what they saw as a "smart typewriter" was perfect in every way but completely devoid of humanity.

Only white people have a future.

Somebody bring me my pills. I don't care who.

Comics ain't canon.

Rosie the Sexbot