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Gentle Herpes
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Jimmy Stewart wore a dirty gray hat with a Montana crease.

Commissioner Gordon shoots Perry White in the face.

Typical cracker BUUULshit!

Including some new books continuing the stories that are better than what George R.R. Martin would write, even if he wrote them.

Well, hell then. I'm already halfway there.

People mock stuff like the Andy Griffith Show and Leave it to Beaver. Mostly people who haven't actually seen them.

Those are just jokes that make you feel like you're smarter than the rest of the audience. Like the shitty nerd jokes on Big Bang Theory.

Fresno! (Not to be confused with Fargo.)

Ass flakes.

I remember something about the empty frame on the back of the door in Monica and Rachel's apartment.

Bullshit.

They thought it was just a Lynch thing.

I'm going to learn how to be a hacker. It sounds like fun on the bun.

It's an album of b-sides and outtakes from The Who.

"Hey, people seem to like Adventure Time. Let's rip off that aesthetic."

I saw that documentary on their world tours. I had forgotten how antagonistic the news media was to them. And how charmingly the Beatles responded. Until John Lennon basically had an assfull of it.

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

Ugliest Boy Scout uniform ever.

Also Cousin Larry!

Soldiers fighting in the colonies.