Won't… or can't?

That's why I crank Fallout Boy!

The Munsters don't look right in color.

As hard as it can get, I don't think my dick can actually gouge somebody's eye out.

The deluxe model has two hoo-hahs.

Unfortunately, that's a common problem with a lot of Philip K. Dick's protagonists. They're trapped in some odd circumstance, but they generally aren't clever enough to figure it out on their own. They tend to be passive and rely on chance to either save them or illuminate their situation.

No.

Their Old Spice commercials are also pretty good, likely because they had restrictions and guidance.

They did piss away millions on that horrible movie. They should regert that.

It all depends on you… the viewer.

I hope to age as gracefully as Lemmy.

And destined to end badly.

They know that the big comedy money is in puppets.

Life is edgy.

Yeah. It's one of those alternate history musings that are basically bullshit, because history actually happened.

Are you a replicant or a repli-can?

This all-black remake of 2 Broke Girls is pretty funny.

Because of your crush on William Sanderson?

We'll have to agree to disagree on that.

And all those old photos of unicorns he had on his piano!