That is super-American.

What's the punchline? Communism?

If she's standing, it should be easier to grope her.

Takes too long to make a decision that way.

What's that?

Ryan Reynolds actually appears to have a sense of humor.

Weak and hungry and angry. That's no way to go through life, particularly the longer life these people are shooting for.

I knew this website would eventually turn into everything Deadpool.

Sometimes you just need to start over from scratch.

I thought it was a play!

They look nothing alike!

Both Jim Rockford and Mary Richards look at a cut of meat and toss it down in disgust at the price.

Street jokes suck.

Right? It's stupid to just do it for yourself.

And unique!

He was making a joke about Brolin jacking him off.

He's proven himself to be a much better drama director than a stand-up comedian.

That makes no sense at all.

It's skin. It seems to just keep growing. Also gaining and losing mass just causes it to stretch, but it never springs all the way back. It's like a balloon. After a while it loses its elasticity and gets all crepey-looking. That's why a lot of the better-looking, heterosexual older guys (not movie stars) look a…

Maybe!