Well, they don't make any money there, so that frees them up to do all kinds of shit.

Oh… in the back of my mind I'm thinking of some TV credits where the lead is eating a hot dog (?) and spills mustard on his shirt. It's too hazy.

Eh. People are always expecting you to be funny.

That would just be anecdotal evidence, anyway.

I think I'm hitting the happy medium. I work out a reasonable amount,
for maintenance and to keep myself functionally strong. I don't eat a
lot of junk, but I don't feel like I'm depriving myself. It's a tricky
balance to work out enough to stay in shape but not obsess about it so
much that it takes away from the…

That's an interesting myth.

Try adding an LGBQT character.

I've worked outside jobs before. There's a reason why humans built buildings.

I fought that pretty hard for a while, and even managed to do a decent amount of muscle building, but I know in my plaque-filled heart that it's a losing battle. All I want to do now is not be a slave to my body and also be in relatively decent shape when I drop dead.

Doesn't everybody?

He would have had to eat some kind of meat to get that way.

I've taken DHEA - a very low-dose steroid precursor - for a long time, and I'm frequently told that I look nowhere near my actual age especially around the massive cock area.

They want it to be successful? They should write it in Spanish.

I'm gonna get a very good gun with lots of ammo. That way I can get whatever else I need without lugging or storing a lot of stuff.

Which is the one where they wore socks?

Yeah, but after the decades of waiting, wouldn't it be nice to just have one blow up and get it over with?

The Last Tugboat

In a distant galaxy billions of years from now, a small blob of oily proteins vibrates from encountering three photons from an ancient Earth broadcast and forms a self-replicating molecule similar to but not the same as DNA, giving rise to an entire evolving galaxy of lifeforms full of curiosity, and love and genius.

Never saw an episode. I think I can do it!

But I have to pay for that world in some way, and wandering around like a hippie doesn't bring in a lot of cash.