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Gentle Herpes
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Now you're talkin'.

Welcome to Earf.

Even a strong EMP blast can be mitigated with the careful use of proper magnetic shielding.

He did let John the Baptist get decapitated when he could have stopped it.

This chicken hoojib has way too much hummus on it.

Which millennium are they even talking about?

Dick Trickle!

Hodor.

Marketing.

Chance of departure today, eighty percent. Seventy-five, eighty percent.

The irony is that AARP is the same noise I make when I'm done eating my oatmeal.

And a partridge in a pear tree.

*waves wand*

There was a pretty bad timeline incursion in 1991.

Twiki from Buck Rogers.

He didn't shoot first.

Packing peanuts?

The Last Jedi Picture Show

This isn't Beezid.

I can't buy it, then. My doctor said that my Doritos Lung is borderline and any significant exposure could be fatal.