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Gentle Herpes
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Just like in Drop Dead Fred?

She has a lovely chest.

Eeyore is on anti-depressants in this, and ends up killing himself.

I hope it doesn't Tigger a negative reaction.

"You'll never guess this 1 password!"

It's true. I heard it.

Hopefully they get a fast space ship with lasers to blast illegal dumpers.

Brad Pitt's hair is sculpted to resemble a first edition of Infinite Jest.

"Please add me to your LinkedIn contacts."

We're trying to turn it from a freelance position into something more salaried.

That's what I like about her. She feels some kind of obligation, even though she's not really into it. She's like most people who work at crap jobs.

From a distance. Like that chick in the bar.

Wonder Woman doesn't even like half the people on this planet.

I say contaminating other planets is not our problem.

It's not all great.

Two yoots.

That's so lit!

I'm not getting hacked because of my bad passwords. I'm getting hacked because the big companies who have my information are getting majorly hacked. I can't really do shit about that.

Note to Self: New pitch for TV procedural — "HIPPA Police!"

How about if you record some random phrase on your phone and then just get the voice recognition program to turn it back into numbers and stuff?