"KLondike-5-1492."

My office does some work with Boeing. Same deal.

Someday I hope to get the job of HBO CEO of Fixed Boxing.

"Give us your tires, your floorboards, your rotting chassis turning to debris, and I'll bill you later."

"Horse With No Name" was probably the first song that I actually remember thinking, "I know this song is really, really popular with pretty much everybody, but it still sucks."

Give it a couple weeks.

Riddick bounce house.

Makin' bacon.

Back when I was in charge of nuclear weapons, they kept the codes in a little red box that we kept locked with our own very durable combination locks. Both me and the Commander.

If I was smart enough to come up with a good, secure password, I might as well just become a hacker.

"I pledge allegiance to frat. With liberty and fraternity for all."

Aretha Franklin?

And if you go back on that Pledge, you're looking at hard prison time. They don't mention that in schools.

Every once in a while doesn't one of them like stab somebody with a sword? That'll keep you on your toes.

She's a bit masculine looking.

"First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women."

Oh, now, you're just a scardy.

And don't forget to bill France for it!

Sexist cops are the most stylish.

Like that's gonna work!