I suppose there may still be a few around, although most women seem to have decided to go the non-sexual route these days. Good luck, species.

My brother had a Honda 90 back in the day. Top speed = 45 mph.

That is one homely dude.

vs. The Teflon President

My blood type is AB Positive, so they're gonna have to pay more than cookies and orange juice.

Summer bloodin, had me a blast
Summer bloodin, happened so fast
Drew a pint, it made me weak
Drew another, I couldn't speak
Summer blood, draining away
Every oh, oh-oh summer day

April is the cruelest month.

Ygor! The tongue!

Aw, shucks.

Heavens to Murgatroyd.

Lice.

Who has time to watch and listen at the same time?

That old woman?

What a mess.

His girlfriend sold her hair to buy it.

He is a MAN!

How high did I punch?

Twhat?

What about all the punching up I was ready to do?

It's an hour family drama with supernatural elements and Internet tie-ins.