It always works great.

"Squeezed out a brown pickle."

Let's ask Putter about that one.

My thoughts are pretty much the same and unoriginal, I suppose.

So political hack jokes have been around for basically forever.

Colbert should hope Trump gets elected again.

Why is not?

Also the commercialization of violence in cinema. If I may interject.

Oh, absolutely.

Pretty straightforward.

This site is dying.

And the frame is probably worth something, too.

Facial hair is just so much work.

In Man of Steel he definitely held up a collapsing oil rig with his wanger, but I don't know about the pubes.

He should play James Bond.

This Superman is definitely not the same one who keeps the bottled City of Kandor in his Fortress of Solitude that he keeps locked with an enormous key, or the same guy who would delight at foiling Mr. Mxyzptlk.

Used to be a dueling scar.

I actually think that's the best way to go. Hell, if they can animate all the hairs on some little talking critter in a dopey kid's movie, certainly they can whip up some crusty lip fuzz on some guy that looks even better than real.

Superman would shave using his heat vision and a mirror.

What do you mean "we," white man?