Dick Tracy villain "Crease Face."

Well, you know, he started out and continued as one of the "alt-comedy" bunch. Which tells you something.

In his tummy?

"Hah! Suck it, Bateman, with your infinitely hireable common-guy good looks and inoffensive humor!"

"Well, it was dark and I couldn't see very clearly who assaulted me. So I'm just gonna pick the homeless black guy instead of the homeless white guys."

Just watch that David Letterman appearance on the Norm Macdonald video podcast.

That's the point. Too easy.

At this point, he has many fairly talented people writing for him, so it kind of depends on his delivery. Hopefully it's not just all political bullshit. I think we've had enough.

He trained a kitten.

How am I supposed to answer it if I can't see it?

Mega Man

If I was crucified? At that point, I'd just let it drop.

Just keep Burton Cummings away from it.

I don't like the competition.

What he sounds like is an old grump.

Timing is everything.

Trump bad.

One of these days that's going to be Kathy Griffin's only job.

I don't care what either of those fuckers think.

I would have to look that up to make sure I was telling you the right thing.