If you look close, you can see a piece in his beard.

That's a weird combination of people.

OH he's all right

Dean Jones.

Col. Harlan Fucking Sanders and the Finger Lickers

Where da She-Hulk?

Lieutenant Dan?

dunno that's what I wondered about star wars

There's Möbius where that came from.

If women weren't inherently so much weaker than men they would have a better shot at the good stuff.

Shamazeltov!

Well tough fucking shit for everybody all around, I GUESS!!

You may want to try getting a Soda Stream or an old fashioned seltzer bottle. I've found that if your drink is fizzy it's a lot more satisfying even if it's only mildly flavored water.

I'd like a hero, a giro, and a zero, for a Euro.

Please check your poop for ant carcasses.

This could be your last chance to read one of my posts.

Shit, bitch, whut?

Drink all you want, we'll make more.

It's true.

It's like anything else. Some people like it, other people don't.