Was it that bamboo toilet paper? Because a lot of people use that thinking it's more environmentally friendly, but really the processing and bleaching it goes through totally destroys local ecologies.

Oh, and don't get it warm, or that aspartame will turn right into boric acid, which by any other name is ant poison.

Here's a little ditty
'Bout Jack and Diane and Coke

At least you goddamned tried! Some people will just turn up their noses without giving it a shot.

I used to drink a lot of Zima out of my ba-ba.

Interstate Batteries went with mango, which I think was an odd choice.

Go with that Coke Life. It's got stevia in it, which as of this date has yet to be proven to give us all pancreatic cancer.

I generally have pretty tough guts, but man that Coke Zero was like drinking battery acid. Possibly a Die Hard, although they tend to be a little more pepperminty.

You have to try to determine if something directly relates to you. If it doesn't, then you have to try and figure out how much outrage you're going to spend on it. I find that there are very few things that relate directly to me, so I'm more bugged by all the whining.

Did he go back and review everything he got COMPLETELY WRONG in the first movie?

That may be a little too far-fetched.

Now THIS is something the space program might actually accomplish.

"Pump fake the long bomb to North Korea, but then slam a quick crossing shot to Cuba."

The biggest problem is that your body will eventually decay to the point where you're no longer competitive, so you'll go through a long losing streak before you're forced out of the game. Your other option is basically get injured so badly you can never regain your competitive edge.

Buncha dudes kicking a ball. Do they still blow those loud plastic horns?

That makes it even closer!

It was entertaining, that's for sure.

Search me.

Yeah. History is what happened. Can't change that without a lot of effort.

So they teach him to play first fiddle.